WELCOME TO The Association Organized Under the
Common Legal Status of Lacking
Personal Monetary or Physical
Gain as a Primary Goal
of the Grouping of
Individuals Mostly Before Their
Respective Legal Time of
Existence Threshold at Which
They Are Assumed Full
Conscious Control Over Actions
and Decisions Interested in
Physical Equipment Directly Involved
in Performing an Industrial,
Technological or Military function
and More Importantly the
Respective Programs, Routines and
Symbolic Languages That Control
/Dictate the Functioning Of
Such Equipment And Other
Programs/Routines Regardless of
Redundancy and Whether or
not Such Control is
Fully Understood by the
Aforementioned Individuals

We are ☣️2,147,483,647☣️ diverse teen hackers
to choose from for all of your grooming needs
(called "The Association" or "theass" informally)
(also, no, "teen hackers" isn't a button, it's just good UI design trust)

Discover the joy of practical shitposting, together.

Every time per sometimes, our members gather to write abandonware so that they can be scammed out of their midlet phone.

Whether you just installed some web browser that happens to host an editor or have decades of experience;
there's a spot for you in this shithole. Read our motherfucking ethic.
(if you ask what the "hacker ethic" is around here, you will be directed there; plz don't look it up online and especially don't read any wiki summaries, plz bro)

A missile launch in Hawaii
The quick delivery of awards.
  1. Connect with other teenage bloaters

    Have a coding question? You will be ignored by hundreds of people on our global MacroHard Groups (like ForceSales Quack), active all hours. All hours when people are awake in fucking America, because America is a fucking free country and we can do whatever the fuck we want until bedtime.

  2. Build source-available abandonware

    We steal assets to build one-off shovelware (for scrips) together, like this website (320GiB of framew*rks), an appointment calendar, a cardfile, a notepad, a clock, a control panel, a terminal AND, can you believe it, reversi!!1

  3. Meet IRL with other prescription medicine dealers

    Meet other "The Associationers" in your community to build together at one of the ☢️8000+☢️ "The Associations" and rigged vibecoding races.

  4. Sales point 4

    Dolorem ipsum


See how much people love this:
I have had a phone for a while but i still have no non-The Association Organ... socials [1 reaction, react with haiku emoji]; i have spytube installed but pretty much never use it

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Connect with shitposters around the world.

We gather both in-person and online to dump trash into the oceans of GutHib (not to be confused with ShitHub). For the great upcoming year of 2077, we have decided to stop pretending seasonal programs are different and name them the same.

PowerDay: Gambling

Make projects to increment a counter on a "WindyBase" somewhere. Use the number to either get awards (we reserve the right to not send them) + pointless cosmetics for this one time event OR gamble!

Here's another button that does the same damn thing:

Toll Road to AirTown


Build hardware (your own + our ancient template) for scrips.
Get*** 12 scrips* to fly to an EvilCo HQ viberace for free**.


FUBRPG

A new webdev programme in the form of a game, by FSB and Odnoklassniki Gaming: Coming Never™

System requirements: Goggles Manganese on SpynBlows 90, 6 FPS on Raizen 4070

Check back from time to time (but you will forget).

!!! epic footage from alpha lambda playtesters: exhibit A, exhibit B.


!!!!! You may have mail from single hots in your area!!! CLICK to check!




We build source available games and tools together.

In collaboration with candy wrapper paid The Associationers, unpaid The Associationers slap shit together for each other. Permanently ruin your guthib account history by pressing buttons on these projects.

stick

 New from gallery...
Write games in the worst language to pick for that (background image unrelated). Stop hoarding the Elektronika 60 by o_spinner21
amogus by amogus
Draw! by drawer_o_toole

......turtlen't

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stick
console


Get your very own super cutting edge stick! For making a game.


YOUR AD HERE 120x240PX

Shock content!!!!111!!!

  1. Our artist, rabbitdude, discovered teleportation to teleport out of hq and get a real j*b, so we had to bribe a new one. The new one sucks.
  2. Our best studies so far suggest: there's a sentient civilization outside of the US.
  3. 8g vaccination satellites radiation
 FREE HRT JOIN #FRAUD



Find your IRL community.

Yes, centering here is different while the text color is the same against the color scheme and convention but who are you to judge? You are probably looking here because you got bullied talked through at school into joining the "IRL community" in question.

A Netw*rk of ☢️8000+☢️ "The Associations".

The naming is this way due to historical reasons but it is intentionally kept this way so that people trying to understand what the fuck this is will see the rest of the landing page first. Although you will still have to deduce what the fuck this is yourself in the context of a school because I am just supposed to write a bunch of bullshit here and don't care. Here, look at the map.

High School Viberaces.


We support the largest netw*rk of high school viberaces. The word "netw*rk" sounds smart, that's why.



TAB (The Association Bdo-not-call-this-a-b*nk-the-legal-guy-fired-2018-said-so)

Become a point 23 subpoint 5 clause 2 organization TODAY! We expect you to know what all of that means. With our super cutting edge lazer software, the energy cost of a layout refresh is only 24x of the value of the average grant card. Also, don't mind the fucked up contrast here.

uhhhhhh there's no button for that, just use the rsvp shit above ig


Internships open!!!1

Get to visit Our Great and Respected Leader Dictator Zachary the 87th's three bedroom suburban house with our life opportunity internship programme.
(in the year 2026 we got another office but in 2030 we had to sell it to some guy named "Little John" due to ForceSales Quack bill)

The department of human and artificial resources (HAR) has solved the dopamine needs for Generation Gamma, for the house sustains the look of a rave freeze frame while also featuring retro neon marquee digital signage everywhere. Our drywalls are reinforced with an inch layer of various stickers throughout the years, with all of them except the inmost layer being manufactured to sustain bite marks while being peelable and reattachable freely. The first floor plan allows anyone to walk in circles, continuously pumping dopamine more efficiently than a Goggles SpyTube Littles scroll.

Despite the residential classification, the campus also excels at security, for in addition to the thickened walls with the side effect of being bullet proof, it is also immune to the common American daily occurrence of a molotov throw psychologically as nobody wishes to smell Swedish furniture shop shark plushies and vinyl sticker paint for the rest of eternity. The unique colorful light reflections act as a waystone being cast onto the neighborhood, adjacent aerospace (look up) and City 962's main tollroad; ensuring no member permitted temporary exit will ever get lost. This also features as a legally classified public service, ensuring we continue operation under taxpayer financing.

Anyone is able to check it out at any time even without invitation; just bring your own pen to sign the paper form indefinite duration death sentence NDA about our basement operations as well as your SpyPhone active with a The Association account.

Compensation remains compliant with our mandate of "lacking personal monetary or physical gain", while all staff is eligible for our universal recurring caloric stipends. Try the fudge shop next door! If you have arrived by cybercab, please remove all belongings to let it drive away and not block any driveways, for our neighbor has already filed 3 complaints against The Association.

Check out the 80000K Transcendent HD 3 dimensional virtual tour (with ads).



This page and everything starting with the same URL is hereby released under the terms of WTFPL 2.0, as released by Sam Hocevar, unless specified otherwise. Specifying otherwise: any images not hand drawn (excluding "stick console", own work) are transformative, el minis and/or for reference.